Modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

       Gordon Brown. He's boring, he leads a relatively unsuccessful life, he is blind in one eye and he does disastrous experiments on our economy. He is Dr. Jekyll.

       However, it recently came to my attention that BNP Party Leader Nick Griffin also is blind in one eye (he actually has a glass eye). See where I am going with this yet?

      Brown recently proclaimed that he wants to become more radical. Is his answer to transform into his alter-ego, Nick Griffin, and carry out his dirty deeds and darkest desires?

      Gordon Brown (to quote the legendary Frankie Boyle) looks like a sad face that someone has drawn onto their scrotum. He looks tired and haggard. This is probably down to all his night-time experiments in brewing his potion which turns him into the evil brute - Mr. Hyde. Once transformed, he goes out amongst the public and denies the Holocaust, beats up young Asian children and ridicules Buddhists. These are obviously all the things that Gordon Brown secretly wishes he could do but unfortunately for him he is stuck in Labour and therefore has to make do with living through Nick Griffin.

       Nick Griffin therefore is quite clearly Mr. Hyde. He gained a Cambridge boxing Blue which no doubt aids his thuggery. He only pops up in the news every now and again and NEVER at the same time as Gordon Brown (until this revealing blog breaks), obviously because they can't both be around at the same time - one has to transform into the other.

       The only answer therefore, is to vote for David Cameron in the upcoming election. At least he will only bring upper-class racism to Britain, which (let's face it) is what makes our nation great!!!