Cold Montana

       I couldn't believe my luck!! The Hannah Montana show is to be terminated come March 2011! Of course it won't completely have gone...just by that time it will have downsized into low grade 'Blue' movies - still starring Miley Cyrus of course.
       The show itself has a plot about as convincing and heart-warming as High School Musical. I dread to think what Disney will replace it with but at this point in time I'm thinking pretty much anything will be better than Hannah Montana.
       People will live longer. Parents won't be driven insane by listening to her music incessantly on long drives with their children. There will be less child-abuse because parents won't have so much pent-up rage inside of them and thus won't release it on their kids because they don't have access to Ms. Cyrus. The war in Iraq will cease and AIDS will be a thing of the past; come March 2011.
       Martin Luther-King had a dream ladies and gentlemen...and it's finally going to be realised.

       There is, however, a cloudy lining to our silver. Miley Cyrus is to appear as herself in the upcoming
shit-flick 'Sex and the City 2'. As if she couldn't make any more mistakes in her life - well she proved them wrong!